What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
10.06.2025 06:49
Loons and Moons
Still no good.
No way
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Catatonics & High Colonics
So they tried
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Why do I sweat so much at the gym?
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Why do liberals refuse to define what a woman is and what does that mean for the future of feminism?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
share office space ...
Why do I feel like I want to suck a big dick after injecting meth?
Everyone loved it.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Then came..
What is your secret to glowing skin?
Freaks and Cheeks
No go.
Thumbs down again.
Can ringing in the ears be a sign of spiritual awakening?
Nuts and Butts
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Minds and Behinds
Just Forget it!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Another attempt resulted in ...
Why does Filipino culture dictate that parents should be treated as gods?
Hysterias & Posteriors
So, the docs changed it to read
Next, they tried...
Are you happy that soon we will never hear from Kamala Jones again?
Unacceptable again!
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No, not a chance
Why are Trump's and Khan's experiences with authorities in the US and Pakistan similar?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Still no good
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